Mother Nature forgets your old man every time. It rains everywhere else in the world except on my lawn.
Weekend project. Jazzed up the estate a bit – just for you girls.
There is nothing I love better than to finish mowing the lawn, bring the girls outside on a beautiful day, and kick the soccer ball around a bit. On the driveway.
My wife told me she thinks I love my lawn more than her. Not sure how to respond, I just praised her incredible female intuition.
My wife says that I pay more attention to my lawn than I do to my lawn. I said – Lawn, that’s not true, you know I love you.