Mother Nature forgets your old man every time. It rains everywhere else in the world except on my lawn.
Dear UPS, please direct your driver to stay off my grass. No surprise a beautiful green lawn gets no respect from a company where everything is brown.
Just as the Lord created grass He created concrete. Each with it’s intended purpose. Grass: admiration. Concrete: transportation. #lawnlostlove
Weekend project. Jazzed up the estate a bit – just for you girls.
There is nothing I love better than to finish mowing the lawn, bring the girls outside on a beautiful day, and kick the soccer ball around a bit. On the driveway.
My wife told me she thinks I love my lawn more than her. Not sure how to respond, I just praised her incredible female intuition.
My wife says that I pay more attention to my lawn than I do to my lawn. I said – Lawn, that’s not true, you know I love you.
Daddy got a new lawn mower today girls – so stay off of it!!! (my lawn, not the mower – play on the mower all you want)
Remember girls – Daddy’s lawn is not meant to be trampled. It is meant to be admired. Ideally, from the porch, the driveway, or the sidewalk.