When worlds collide

So, I guess at some point, a meerkat expert, a monkey handler, and a llama keeper all walked into a bar… LONDON (AP) — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo was cleared Tuesday of assaulting a monkey handler in a love spat over a llama-keeper. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/92de080b3140426d8f303d56be21165e/meerkat-expert-cleared-assault-zoo-love-triangle-spat

This Story Has Got Some Cajones…

Attention gentlemen friends and colleagues: If you need to discontinue any direct connection with your nads, I know a guy. So, today was V-day. A time to turn my actual family of five and my dream of a family of five into a permanent reality of a family of five. …

A thought on the nobility of policing

We are rightly critical of journalists and members of the public who misrepresent the work that we do as police officers. Do we not therefore owe it to ourselves to be equally critical of fellow police officers who, by their actions, misrepresent the work we do? Internal integrity is just …

Overheard at the family residence

The missus: WHAT DRYER SETTING DO YOU PUT THESE THINGS ON??? Me: Tumble dry The missus: WHAT’S TUMBLE DRY??? Me: No heat The missus: I DON’T SEE TUMBLE DRY!!! Me: It’s called ‘fluff air’ on our machine The missus: I DON’T SEE ‘NO HEAT’!!! Me: FLUFF AIR! It’s called FLUFF …