Rage against the machine

If you ever feel like your teacher has it out for you, and you’re up against it – I want you to be armed with the ability to humorously get your point across.  I suppose you could take a page out of the Arlo Guthrie playbook and sing a bar …

The mechanized shovel

Oh this marvel of modern engineering! Bless the inventor who understood how Mother Nature spreads snow so inconveniently even. Thanks to an internal combustion engine, this nifty gadget creates a secondary snowstorm  and an uneven snowy terrain to the delight of motorists and pedestrians everywhere! Citizens are simply joyous over the results! 

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After the minions leave the nest: A father’s to-do list 

Welcome back kids. Please grab a metal folding chair and do not THINK about making yourselves at home… Kids, I have a to-do list that I’ll begin taking care of when #3’s lease expires on his 18th birthday. I believe all subsidized housing should have an end date, and our …

The Goal of Terrorism Will Always Fail

A father and NYC policeman says incredible resolve of Americans on 9/11 and beyond will vanquish all enemies September 11, 2016   When I entered the New York City Police Academy with hundreds of other recruits on a hot summer day in July of 2001, I had no idea what …

Teaching Kids to Respect the Police

It starts at home, practically from the time they can toddle July 14, 2016 – by LifeZette’s Deidre ReillyParents shaking their heads over the current climate of distrust and disrespect toward law enforcement in America need to ask themselves a critical question: How respectful are my kids to police? “I …

Father’s Day Wish List

The minions asked me what I want for Father’s Day. It’s simple: I want to spray Roundup on the driveway weeds. Since my first born, the cracks have come to life. I want to deforest. Without anyone bothering me. I want to do a full forensic analysis – a genuine …

A New Effort to Bring Care to First Responders in Need

http://calibrepress.com/2016/05/a-new-effort-to-bring-care-to-first-responders-in-need/  1stAlliance seeks to ensure those who need care get they care they need By Karen Solomon More than 240 million calls are placed to 911 each year in the United States alone: 240 million instances in which a first responder can be emotionally and/or physically injured. It happens more …