Calling all old people

As you know, your aunt works with with the elderly.  It has never been fully explained to me what she does, but I do know she gives them sex education classes, shuttles them around in her Honda (to soccer games?), counts their nickles at bingo night, and helps place them …

Overheard at the family residence

The missus: WHAT DRYER SETTING DO YOU PUT THESE THINGS ON??? Me: Tumble dry The missus: WHAT’S TUMBLE DRY??? Me: No heat The missus: I DON’T SEE TUMBLE DRY!!! Me: It’s called ‘fluff air’ on our machine The missus: I DON’T SEE ‘NO HEAT’!!! Me: FLUFF AIR! It’s called FLUFF …