Dad’s new toy

Daddy got a new lawn mower today girls – so stay off of it!!! (my lawn, not the mower – play on the mower all you want)

Fact of Fiction: Common Reasons for False Reports

The scene is common in police work; the story doesn’t add up, something is off – did the victim just say there were two attackers and then four? How did we go from a knife to a gun? False reports come with the territory, and attempting to determine whether a …

Please be a drug dealer, please be a drug dealer…

Your “Uncle” Joe came across a real winner the other day.  I hesitated to even post it at first, but then again this bloke he came across is the one driving around with a poor choice in license plates for all the world to see – so i’m hardly adding …

Spring is upon us…

Remember girls – Daddy’s lawn is not meant to be trampled.  It is meant to be admired.  Ideally, from the porch, the driveway, or the sidewalk.

Please poison yourself responsibly

Well girls, your “Uncle” Tom did it again. Every time he tries to brew beer at home he calls me with some questions. After answering them, I always tell him to let me know how it went. And every time he reports back that some sort of disaster rendered his …

House arrest = No ballet class

No ballet class for you the other day Number One – it got cancelled.  Well, I accidentally took your mother’s car keys to work – quickly putting you 60 miles from any chance of doing as much of a jette battu as a 2 year old can do. So here’s …